THONGS….THEY CRACK ME UP

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Who ever invented thong underwear must have been young and a man.  No normal woman would have designed such a sick piece of clothing.  Women of a certain age remember when our “feminine protection” products had a belt that gave you the same feeling as a piece of string between your cheeks only thing missing is the metal piece.  No doubt the saying, “pain in the arse” came from some woman back in those days!

Well, since I am always game for a new fad, I decided to go to the store that always carries my size, “Duluth Tent and Awning” to see if I could find a pair of these new-fangled panties.  Sure enough, there they were in the “Sails and Masts” department.  Got me a pair of black lacy ones.  Took me a few months before I had the courage to wear them butt one day when I was feelin’ frisky, I decided to put ’em one and see how they rode. Pretty much felt like I imagined butt I decided to give ’em more time to break in so I wore them for most of the day.  When nature called and I was pulling them back up, I noticed that they only had lace on one leg.  What the heck?  That’s when it became clear to me that I had been wearing them SIDEWAYS all day and didn’t even realize it.   So I did what I should have done right in the beginning….put ’em in the garbage.

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About thelumberjackandthegypsy

The lumberjack is my husband and he owns Arrowhead Wood Products; Arrowhead Toboggan and Snowshoe; and Lake Superior Furniture Co. and is the exclusive manufacturer of wood shutters for Summit Hill Shutter Co. The gypsy is me, and I have a passion for teaching people to tap into their creative side, even when they think they don't have one! I did not grow up creative or artsy and I was in my thirties before I started sewing and creating things. I am a rug hooker; artisan teddy bear maker; painter (from pictures to large pieces of furniture!); knitter; doll maker; needle-felter, repurposer; sewer; decorator; blogger; glamper; reader; vintage jewelry maker; junker; and now a shop owner. But the lumberjack and I feel our greatest gifts in this world are our four grandkids and our daughter and her husband and our relationship with Jesus Christ. We have been married for more than 33 years and most of that time we have lived out in the country on a hobby farm where we have raised chickens, turkeys, ducks, goats, pigs and beef cattle. We also homeschooled our only child for her entire school years. We lived out our dream of being like the The Little House on the Prairie and they were great times. I also have a personal blog: rantingsofamadqueen.wordpress.com where I tell stories of what life on the farm has been like and other things that pop up in my very weird mind. I prefer "quirky or eccentric" instead of weird (sounds more fascinating and less creepy)!

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