I SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN ADVERTISING

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Instead of doing anything constructive this afternoon, I’ve decided to match up song titles with organizations or companies for a whole new look at “truth in advertising”!   Feel free to add your own in the comments.

Match.com=ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE, WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM

ASPCA=WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

The National Weather Service=HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN/WHO’LL STOP THE RAIN/WHO LOVES THE SUN

Sex Addicts Annonymous=WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME TOMORROW/HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE/ARE YOU EXPERIENCED/WHAT’S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT

FTD=WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE

Map Quest=DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE/HOW MANY ROADS MUST A MAN WALK DOWN BEFORE THEY CALL HIM A MAN

E Harmony=DON’T YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO LOVE, DON’T YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE, WOULDN’T YOU LOVE SOMEBODY TO LOVE/IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM/ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT

AMA=DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME/WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKEN HEARTED/WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE PIECES OF A BROKEN HEART

AA=WHO AM I/WHAT’S GOING ON/WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR

Sex Offenders Relocation Program=WON’T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR/WHY CAN’T WE BE FRIENDS/WHY CAN’T I TOUCH IT

DNR=WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG, BAD WOLF?

Hair For Men Club=DO YA THINK I’M SEXY/WHAT KIND OF FOOL AM I

ABA=WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE/WHOSE BED HAVE YOUR BOOTS BEEN UNDER/WHERE DID OUR LOVE GO

The American Mental Health Association=WHY ME/WHY  NOT ME/WHAT DO THE SIMPLE FOLK DO

OCD Association=SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO

Humane Society=HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW/WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT/IF YOU LEAVE ME CAN I COME TOO/WHEN WILL I BE LOVED

ACS=WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS

Makers of antidepressants=WHY WORRY, BE HAPPY

Zulu Time Zone=DOES ANYBODY REALLY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, DOES ANYBODY REALLY CARE

READERS OF THIS BLOG=IS THAT ALL THERE IS?

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About queenrobyn

61 yrs.old, wife, mother, grandma, artist, humorist, friend, caregiver, blogger, retired singer, rughooker, doll and mohair teddy bearmaker, born-again Christian, rebel, optimist, addicted Ebay shopper, collector (or hoarder as my husband would tell you), glamper, lover of all things old and worn (like me!)

2 responses »

  1. DNR=On Top of Old Smokey; The Bear Went Over the Mountain;
    Match.com=Only the Lonely; Oh Donna;
    WW: I DON’T WANT HER, YOU CAN HAVE HER…

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