Those five words are the basis for every good report. But in my life they stand for:
WHO: who am I calling? who broke that glass? who am I supposed to meet tomorrow? who was that person? who is coming over? who left just a spit of milk in the jug? who ate all the ice cream?
WHAT: what did I come into this room for? what was I saying? what did I say I was going to write down so I wouldn’t forget? what day is it? what was I thinking? what have I done to my hair now? what else can I buy? what did I do with that thing I was just using?
WHERE: where am I going? where did I put that? where am I going to get the money to pay for that? where are my glasses? where did I hide that chocolate candy? where was I supposed to be?
WHEN: when am I going to fall asleep? when I am going to start a diet? when am I going to organize my crap room? when I am going to start exercising? when am I going to stop shopping on ebay? when did I buy that? when did I ever think I would be that small? when am I going to get rid of all these craft supplies? when is this house ever going to get clean?
WHY: why did I shave my head? why did I buy that? why can’t I have more self-discipline? why did I just say that? why don’t I return phone calls? why am I the way I am? why don’t I have more energy? why did I wear that? why am I getting to be a hermit? why do I spend so much time online? why was I born beautiful instead of rich?
With love from:
WHO? Queen Robyn
WHAT? Another inane post
WHERE? Live from Northfield 7 Farm, in downtown Burnett (which is no longer called Burnett since the Burnett Store and Post Office closed down back in the 80’s, but technically I don’t live in Culver, nor do I live in Saginaw but that is my zip code but my land line phone has the Alborn exchange number…dang, no wonder I don’t know if I am coming or going….)
WHEN? Practically at the crack of dawn for me….9:30am
WHY? Ha! That is the $64,000 question. Why do I write? Why do you read them? I write because I am a self-centered egotist who thinks her life is worth writing about but what is your excuse for reading about my life? LOL
Have a wonderful day. It is already humid up here and I HATE it. Time to shut windows and turn on the AC. Am supposed to go to a grad party this afternoon but my car has no AC so depending on how hot it is, I may be a no show…..gee, how odd is that? How many days left till Fall?????