Blame It On Orlando Bloom

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Normally I will take the blame when I do something knuckleheaded but not today.  No siree, this time the blame falls straight into Orlando Bloom’s gorgeous lap.IMG_1732We all know that he and Katy Perry dated for quite awhile and there were even rumors that they were engaged.  But then after the Grammy Awards we hear that they have split up and what does Katy do post Bloom?   She gets her hair all cut off!

I have watched Katy with much interest since she is a girl after my own hair-coloring heart and I swooned over her bright purple locks and applauded her royal blue tresses and even gave her kudos for going green….I mean, the woman is downright GORGEOUS no matter what color her hair is.  And while I have thought it would be fun to have hair like hers,  I never was interested in having long locks (tho, I have had bright purple and royal blue hair).  But this new hair do……YOWZER!!!!!!!

IMG_1733I am in hair heaven…..HAIR HEAVEN, I SAY……and anyone who knows me knows that once I get a glimpse of hair heaven, I am ready and willing and not-so-able to get there.

Because I have yet to throw out my buzz clippers (TMI moment….I also use them on my dog….if I start sitting down and raising my leg up to scratch behind my ear, I better get checked for fleas…..hahaha….ya, like I could get my leg up to my ear…I kill myself….ahaha ha”) I thought today, “I can do that”.   But possums, we know I CAN’T but Lord knows that never stops me.  I think I may some a new psychological malady that I will call, “Definite Delusional Disorder Personality” for no sane person attempts to do the impossible time and time again expecting different results.

I should learn how to put my face over the faces of the women who’s hair dos I want to wear and see how they would look on me BEFORE trying to cut my hair like theirs.   But then again, what would be the point since I won’t be able to cut my hair like their’s anyway.  But still I keep doing it….(Huh, my momma didn’t raise no quitter.  My momma is now thinking, “QUIT, QUIT….for the love of all that is holy, QUIT CUTTING YOUR FREAKIN’ HAIR OFF”!!!)

So here are the results of my Katy Perry wanna-be-hair-cut…..as soon as I get the products, I am going to be bleaching my hair out and MAYBE letting it get white or completely dye it green for the summer….who knows….depends on my mood that day.   Please excuse the goofy poses as I have yet to acquire the “art of the selfie”.

Your ever crazy Queen,

Robyn

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4 responses »

  1. I LOVE it.!! I love the colours, and the style suits you. I’ve dyed my hair bright red, orange, purple and black over the years, and bleached it white. I’ve had to let it grow out recently, because it went pink after a particularly nasty dye disaster, so I shaved my head (I hate pink). I now look like I have a glitter ball on my head. 😀 So it’ll be off to the shops soon, to find a decent grey-colouring dye… I was thinking yellow or blue.

    • Thank you for your kind comment! In the 50 years that I have been dyeing my hair, I have been thru every color imaginable (and that was way before the bright color trend!!). I have found the Pravana brand colors to be the best for my hair. I leave them in for at least 12 hours (usually overnight) and make sure to wash my hair in cold water just once a week. I have never had any luck keeping a pink or yellow in my hair. Purple and blue last forever. I once shaved my head when I was going to go “au naturel” and I looked like Uncle Fester from The Addams Family! I shall have a look-see at your blog, too. Thanks again!

    • Thank you….I always feel like I have “changed my life” when I whack my hair off. I have been going to “change my life” THOUSANDS of times but I never really do. Someday I will die and then I guess my life will have changed!!!! Score!!!

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