I Don’t think I ever posted what we did the last time we three stooges were together besides dyeing my hair purple.
I like always having some kind of artsy-fartsy project for us to do or Mother makes us play “Farkle” for countless hours and then proceeds to tell us the rules every twenty minutes. I can only take so much “Farkling”
I saw a project on Pinterest many months ago that I thought would be great fun and easy for Curly and Larry to do since they have a tendency to whine about doing anything new (one whines a whole LOT more than the other but I won’t tell you which one….tho her name does rhyme with “boobie”) and so I have been saving the cardboard egg cartons for months to do this project. I think Scott was worried he was going to come home some day and find out we now had chickens.
So I gather up all my supplies and call Curly and Larry to come to the table (they were sprawled out on the couches as my husband had made them a breakfast fit for Queens, and no one bothered to wake me up, so I got stale leftover cold French Toast…but far be it for me to complain….) and of course, The Farkel Queen starts whining about having to cut out the cup part of the egg carton. So I tell her I will cut her egg cartons for her and then give her my ipad to keep her occupied (just like my grands…) and Jodi and I get to cutting out the cups. The project we are doing is making a lighted flower garland so after the cups are all cut out, then they needed to paint them.
Now if you have ever taught any kind of craft class you will know that there are two kinds of crafters….those that jump right in and those that have to question every decision they make. No matter how many times I tell them there is really no right or wrong way to paint these, they have to have confirmation that they are doing it right.
And I am not going to risk losing my inheritance by telling you which was which but half-way through painting them, the blonde one says to me, “ok, I have half of them painted pink and turquoise and now I want to paint the rest green so do I have to paint them all one color? I looked at her and said, “Do you even LISTEN to what comes out of your mouth”? “What?”, she replies. I said, “IF you want all the rest to be green doesn’t it make sense that you have to paint them ALL green?”
Then the other one pipes up and says, “How are we going to get these flowers to go on the lights near the plug in”? “Won’t they get all ripped when you try to slide them down”? Mind you, she had seen a picture or two of the finished product AND we had poked holes in the top of the cups to pop the flower ON the light bulb and yet no matter how I tried to explain to her that we would not be sliding the flowers down the string of lights she just wasn’t getting it. So she bets me $5 that it won’t work. Even the blonde one understands how these are going to work! So I take a flower and pop it over the bulb and continue on down the string and boy is she mad!!!! I told her that I did not want her money but being a Van Wave, she insists I take it. Meanwhile, the blonde one has strung a few flowers on her string and she plugs the string in to show the other one how easy it is to do, and lo and behold, she has her’s on BACKWARD!!
By now, I am hysterical. And praying so hard that I really am adopted……
Here are Curly and Larry and the finished product…..I never got a chance to even get my egg cartons cut but I did finish mine later in the week and they are hanging over one of my windows in my greatroom and they are AWESOME!