Normally I will take the blame when I do something knuckleheaded but not today. No siree, this time the blame falls straight into Orlando Bloom’s gorgeous lap.We all know that he and Katy Perry dated for quite awhile and there were even rumors that they were engaged. But then after the Grammy Awards we hear that they have split up and what does Katy do post Bloom? She gets her hair all cut off!
I have watched Katy with much interest since she is a girl after my own hair-coloring heart and I swooned over her bright purple locks and applauded her royal blue tresses and even gave her kudos for going green….I mean, the woman is downright GORGEOUS no matter what color her hair is. And while I have thought it would be fun to have hair like hers, I never was interested in having long locks (tho, I have had bright purple and royal blue hair). But this new hair do……YOWZER!!!!!!!
I am in hair heaven…..HAIR HEAVEN, I SAY……and anyone who knows me knows that once I get a glimpse of hair heaven, I am ready and willing and not-so-able to get there.
Because I have yet to throw out my buzz clippers (TMI moment….I also use them on my dog….if I start sitting down and raising my leg up to scratch behind my ear, I better get checked for fleas…..hahaha….ya, like I could get my leg up to my ear…I kill myself….ahaha ha”) I thought today, “I can do that”. But possums, we know I CAN’T but Lord knows that never stops me. I think I may some a new psychological malady that I will call, “Definite Delusional Disorder Personality” for no sane person attempts to do the impossible time and time again expecting different results.
I should learn how to put my face over the faces of the women who’s hair dos I want to wear and see how they would look on me BEFORE trying to cut my hair like theirs. But then again, what would be the point since I won’t be able to cut my hair like their’s anyway. But still I keep doing it….(Huh, my momma didn’t raise no quitter. My momma is now thinking, “QUIT, QUIT….for the love of all that is holy, QUIT CUTTING YOUR FREAKIN’ HAIR OFF”!!!)
So here are the results of my Katy Perry wanna-be-hair-cut…..as soon as I get the products, I am going to be bleaching my hair out and MAYBE letting it get white or completely dye it green for the summer….who knows….depends on my mood that day. Please excuse the goofy poses as I have yet to acquire the “art of the selfie”.
Your ever crazy Queen,