I know, I know, enough with the farts but I can’t sleep and was thinking how certain stars might fart and I just had to put in on “paper” for posterity!
Brad Pitt-soft, laid-back, smells like weed
Angelina Jolie-small pops, each smelling like a different country
Madonna-sharp, machine gun like. If something is behind her it will be injured.
Mitt Romney-can’t fart with stick up his butt
Obama-has someone fart for him so he can deny any knowledge of it.
Russell Crowe-full bodied, lager scented
Katy Perry-lyrical pops, fruity smell
Kim Kardashian-feminine fluffs, smells like money
Joan Rivers-squeaky sounds but comes out of ears since everything has been lifted repeatedly, moth ball smell
Usher-soulful sounds, expensive cologne scent
Justin Bieber-youthful rat-tat-tats, juicy fruit flavor
Martha Stewart-silent, smells of potpourri
Michael Phelps-wet ones, chlorinated
Queen Elizabeth-wizened tweets, reeks of centuries of history
David Copperfield-silent, scent disappears
Will Ferrell-loud, obnoxious, popcorn smell
Adam Sandler-see above
David Spade-see above
Rob Schneider-see above
Steven Tyler-old man sounds, patchouli
This was so much fun but I am exhausted so I will continue soon but please feel free to add your own to this list!